This has got to be the most heart wrenching thing Tom has ever found himself having to do.
“Iron Man. That’s kind of catchy. It’s got a nice ring to it. I mean it’s not technically accurate. The suit’s a gold titanium alloy, but it’s kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.”
Remember when Muriel saw Courage’s porn?
its 2013 and people still see loki as misunderstood and sad
loki’s a dick
that’s his whole thing
he’s the norse god of mischief
he’s basically the norse god of being an asshole
I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT
click for HQ
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.